Notice how he had to clean up the mouse ball a bit? How ghetto. She's trying to dump him? I don't think so... he should be getting rid of her! She's not even optical! I mean how can you be smooth with the ladies when lint gets trapped in the mouse? I'd upgrade all the way to a laser one... skip right over optical. Her hand better blind me if I hold it up to my eye. I too, like to live dangerously.
Just watched the first episode of Two A Days. The head coach used the difference between injured and hurt line. Guess it's a ubiquitous line amongst coaches... jeez, what a life. Anyway, they should have recruited my old defensive coach. Far more entertaining than any of the other coaches. Check out his quotes...
In other football news, ever hear of the Collegiate Sprint Football League? It's like pee-wee football for college students. They have a weight limit of 172 pounds and it's fast and furious.