I could have sworn I wrote about this in the past. Today, I was listening to some compilation (Top 500 songs or something of the sort) and Air Supply came on. Head of Internal Audit walked by and couldn't believe I was listening to such old school music. I then proceeded to show him why Air Supply was indeed 'hip'.

Exhibit 1 (well the only exhibit): A scintillating (as always) episode of Family Guy titled Emission Impossible. The full episode might be on YouTube, but you should just concern yourself with the second part of the episode. Click here to check it out and pay attention to timestamp 4:40.

Engine status? Nominal.
Fuel supply? Full.
Air supply? "Lost in love and i don't know much..."

Very well,
Through the lips,
Over the gums.
Look out testicles here I come!

We also had our health fair recently. I found out that my body fat level was twice that of high school. That really made my day. I then stuffed myself with all the free food that was available.


The fun really began when I returned to my cubicle and temporarily placed my Gatorade bottles on the cubicle wall while searching for some papers. A coworker thought it would be fun to try to shoot them down with a rubberband (no one can fling a rubberband as good as this guy, I think they teach them how to do that instead of shooting guns in the French Army). It moved onto a Carnival game of sorts where fellow coworkers were egged on to throw stress balls from the otherside of the room in an attempt to knock them over.