Not sure if I ever told anyone about this, but I was a loser when I was younger, observe:

the Kali Monster: becuase i'm not hand/feet coordinated
the Kali Monster: my brain can't multiotask
the Kali Monster: you know that rub your belly while rubbing your head gimmick
DC Domain: so sad
the Kali Monster: can't do it
DC Domain: what if you needed to do that to ace an interview?
DC Domain: better practice now
the Kali Monster: if i did
the Kali Monster: i'd commit suicide
DC Domain: you know I couldn't do that Star Trek peace sign?
the Kali Monster: homos like my brother would get jobs
the Kali Monster: lol
DC Domain: I was so desperate to do it... I ended up tying rubberbands
DC Domain: around my first two and last two fingers
DC Domain: to force it
DC Domain: yup
DC Domain: eventually I got it
the Kali Monster: shut up!
DC Domain: and now when I meet the aliens, I'll come away alive
the Kali Monster: isn't it something with the muscles?
DC Domain: because I can do the universal peace sign
DC Domain: yeah I think so, that's why you can train it!
the Kali Monster: psssh!
the Kali Monster: you've got retarded muscles
the Kali Monster: my muscles are way too strong for me to mold
DC Domain: retarded muscles? who can't do the rub your head/belly thing?
the Kali Monster: just like me
DC Domain: oh please
the Kali Monster: like a rock!
the Kali Monster: can YoU do it??
DC Domain: doing it right now
DC Domain: and typing too
the Kali Monster: is that so mr. mutated freak?
DC Domain: I'm so money and you know it
the Kali Monster: how the hell you rub your belly and your head and type?
the Kali Monster: someone's hiding a third haaaaaandd!
DC Domain: you know that statement could be misconstrued
the Kali Monster: i don't even wanna know what you're trying to imply
the Kali Monster: ....
DC Domain: muahahaha

This is why it's 10:30pm on a Friday night and I'm at home on AIM.