Since Jane was so busy knitting that scarf for Jason, she went out and got me the Scrollbar scarf by Matt Gilbert. Not that I'm bemoaning the fact that Jason is obviously higher on her friend list, I won out in the end. I win.

The ultimate in chic geek fashion, this analog hand-crocheted scarf features a repositionable scroller and comes in a variety of colors. Now all I have to do is purchase this badass 'blue' LED name tag (because red just won't do) and I'm going to knock them dead (the ladies that is). That's right everyone, better lock up your girlfriends because once I walk into the room with these two items on me, man oh man, I'm going to need a force-field to keep them off me. -Geek pimpin