20051222
To the pleasantly plump man in the red outfit
Dear Santa,

I haven't been a particularly good kid this year. There's always room for improvement and as the positive force that you are, I assume that you'll have to 'believe' in me. It's called faith sir and there's a down payment involved to encourage my 'good' behavior. Though my name most likely resides on your naughty list, I'm still going to demand a present from you. What I require is this particular wall piece, TURBO wall art, by Mario Marsicano and Chris Lenox. It's limited to only 10 pieces so I suggest you drop those milk and cookies, get off your fat ass and order one quick. You don't want me to stop believing in you do you?

Kind Regards,
Darren
At 8:47 PM, Anonymous [j] said...

dear santa,
my friend darren thinks he's been good this year. please do him a favor, and spare him the embarassment by NOT giving him that ugly piece of junk that should be melted and turned into a REAL car. believe him, or not, is your choice- if you must, please give him a lead pipe to hang up instead. if you're feeling extra generous, please give this poor misguided soul some good taste.
thanks, and keep up the hard work.
regards,
muharrharr

 
At 10:24 PM, Blogger DC said...

If Jammer actually read my letter, I stated I 'WASN'T' a good kid this year.

I bet if that piece had a BMW logo or Apple logo, she would be ALL over it!

 
At 7:18 AM, Anonymous [j] said...

ahahahahahahaaaaa....no.
how lucky for me, bmw and apple don't stick their logo on crap. stooooopid.

 
At 12:57 PM, Anonymous terry said...

Dear Santa,
[J] forgot that BMW does put it's logo on crap, it's called the X3. Now all I ask this year is that she doesn't decapitate me for saying that. Thanks!

 

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