A nocturnal guest
With a chain of restaurants,
And a world to boot.

Why impose yourself
On our peaceful slumber?
Our lair is bare.

Do you really think
A distinguished gentleman,
Will leave food behind?

Have you heard the tale
Mother mice tell their offspring,
Chateau ring a bell?

That is where my friend,
Your cousin met his demise.
A horrific end.

Little guy begone!
Lest I break out the gum traps,
You too will be doomed.