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Career decisions...
Based on this Forbes article, I will now be accepting donations to fund my upcoming life as a vigilante. According to Forbes, it would cost almost $3.4 million for me to don the mask and instill fear into evil doers. However, I come cheap. I will forgo the car, and the alter ego. That's right urban centers of the world, you can now buy your very own superhero for the low low price of $250,000. In fact, I'll even be on the job FULL TIME. My only requirements aside from the salary? A good health and dental package. Really.
At 5:39 AM, Anonymous beatit said...

buttplugging people doesnt technically count as a superpower

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger [illegal] architect said...

can i join as well? i have a unique organic structure where it is harder to damage my skeletal structure along with above average healing powers.

aside from that, i can solve basic engineering and structural problems, along with aid in the design of urban landscapes and post-modern archiecture, along with resorations of mid-19th century to early-20th century buildings of a given metropolis.

i won't need any super-vehicle either, provided i get free cab fares while on duty.

 
At 10:26 AM, Anonymous vin said...

for some reason im having difficulty suscribing to ur rss feed

 
At 12:04 PM, Anonymous Al said...

what are you going to call yourself? that's really important. It should strike fear in muggers :-P

 

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