Forbes article, I will now be accepting donations to fund my upcoming life as a vigilante. According to Forbes, it would cost almost $3.4 million for me to don the mask and instill fear into evil doers. However, I come cheap. I will forgo the car, and the alter ego. That's right urban centers of the world, you can now buy your very own superhero for the low low price of $250,000. In fact, I'll even be on the job FULL TIME. My only requirements aside from the salary? A good health and dental package. Really.