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Dark days at SASI Bad Magec team on the trail...
Please refer to the Mergers and Acquisitions post regarding the wOOt! magazine for background details.

We mean your trophy no harm....
Rest assured all Pez are intact...
This provides proof of our capabilities...
Demands to follow...
All attempts to trace this e-mail are fruitless-computer has been rebooted!!!


Following a magazine-style ransom note on Friday, the message above was sent to one of my Bad Magec team members, Carolyn, today. Note, the usage of 'rebooted' at the end of the ransom email. Either the perpetrators are members of Team ReBoot, or they are trying to frame Team ReBoot.
Dearest team,

If you haven't already heard, our beloved trophy went missing the night of our big win at Juniper's. Apparently, our win created some enemies. Please see the email below from a one "judy goldstein" purporting to have our trophy. This is incredibly disturbing. We may need to put out an "extra edition."

We shall overcome.
Carolyn


Our main suspect for now is Terry from trading who was on Team Infinity. Catching wind of the hostage situation he wrote this email to Carolyn.
He looks terrified!
or maybe Terryfied?
What is the shiny object on the left?
Maybe this is a 'lame' attempt by wOOt to create news!


Madhu from Team Infinity (refer to back cover of wOOt! magazine) was gracious enough to lend us his detective skills. From the photo, he stated that the glare is not from the sun streaming through a window, but rather from table lamps available on the Trading floor. In addition, we were also supposed to look out for drawer cabinets with the marble finish. Finally, there are chairs that resembles the one in the background only available on the trading floor.

Don't worry Oversized Cookie Monster Pez Dispenser, Bad Magec is on the case.
At 2:03 AM, Blogger [illegal] architect said...

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At 12:59 PM, Blogger Jake said...

Darren, when i graduate I need you to pull some strings so I can work for your company. You guys do the craziest shit.

 
At 1:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are quite inventive when it comes to keeping ourselves occupied
-the kidnapper hisself

 
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