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My past haunts me...
Just now, my coworker Christine made a statement implying that I was gay. FANTASTIC. Even here, 400 miles away from Pittsburgh, my past catches up with me. SONABITCH! To set the record straight (as I have done countless times) I'm straight. Oh yes, I'm very much for the ladies. The long flowing hair, their beautiful eyes, gorgeous smile, sweet smell, spicy squid, succulent tofu... mmmmmmm ojingoh chigae...

Wha? Where was I... oh right, ladies. Love 'em. Fioooooooooooooooonnneee.
At 1:01 PM, Blogger Jake said...

HAHA. Dude,I look up to your ability to resist PCTM. Your way stronger than I am and therefore way way gayer.

 

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