Carnegie Mellon Lambdas are a bunch of pussies.

That's right, I said it. You want to know a secret? I have a way... to defeat the greatest armies on this Earth. Make them all watch My Sassy Girl. Since watching that movie, we've been so... emotionally traumatized. Don't need no girls, don't need no relationships. Arghhh... I need to regain my manhood. Time to go watch Rocky IV... maybe some Lord of the Rings Two Towers on Tuesday with the brothers will cure me (us) of this emotional disease.

Game: Snow Globe
(marble madness)